Ever hear someone talking about one actor or singer or another and how smokin’ hawt that individual is, and then you think about it, or look them up, and Google Image that shit, and you realize HOLY CRAP they are not at all hot, what were they talking about, please hand me the bleach?
That’s what this week’s Girl Talk Thursday is about.
uThink Hot, iThink Not:
Johnny Depp in anything except Pirates of the Caribbean: I don’t understand your fascination with the ole’ JD unless he’s dressed as a pirate. Seriously. He is not that attractive. Stop ogling. Now. Stop it.
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Owen Wilson. I can’t get past the big nose. And the weird floppy hair. He reminds me of a dog. And something about his voice sort of grates on me after too long. He’s fine in comedy I guess, but in something romantic? No. No thank you.
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Paris Hilton. Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t see past the SKANK DRAMA QUEEN stamp on her forehead. Ruins the whole look.————————-
Ashley Olsen. Most of the time she looks like she’s strung out on crack cocaine and shooting in between her toes because she’s run out of veins. Not to mention her fashion sense Completely. Baffles. Me.
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Colin Farrell. His hair is always doing something weird. Word is he’s just a complete jerk. I hate stubble. That is all.————————-
Your turn! Which actors/actresses, singers, or drama-celebs do you find utterly unattractive? Spill it in the comments or, even better, throw up your own post sometime before next Thursday and link it up!
Yessssss!! I picked Paris too. Great minds and all.
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I never understood the allure of some of these either. Owen Wilson, bleh. Paris Hilton, bleh. I must disagree with the Johnny Depp thing though. Sorry, hun but he had me at “21 Jump Street”.
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Owen Wilson – blech. Luke Wilson – yum. Well, before the weight gain and AT&T career move. Paris looks like an alien (so does Tyra Banks, they should start a club) and Ashley Olsen – Hello, Anorexic Heroine Chic. I could push her over by farting in her general direction…
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The Ranting Mommy Reply:
January 7th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Monty Python reference FTW!!!
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COLIN FARRELL?! Oh my god. We are no longer friends. I would leave my husband for that man in a heartbeat.
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
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I’m with you on all except Johnny Depp. He had me at Jump Street but he kept me with Chocolat. Yum!
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Big XSNAY on JD. Edward Fucking Scissorhands is all I have to say.
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Can’t say I don’t disagree because I totally do! Yuck to the max on the Olsen twins. Cute as babies but not as humans.
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Totally agree especially Owen Wilson. His nose drives me crazy! I cant even watch him in a movie because all I see is his nose!
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I’m with you on 2-4, but both Johnny and Dirty Farrell showed up on Freebie 5 post.
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Ashley Olsen is looking like she belongs in one of the twilight films as a vamp. Creepy.
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I’ll give you Paris and Ashley, but you can send the boys to my room. Rawr.
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I must argue that Johnny Depp is HAWT in Chocolat. However, I can sort of grant you that he is hottest as a sea-farer because Roux is not a pirate, per se, but he is a boat-dwelling gypsy!!
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