The Mominatrix on “Your Favorite Body Part”

Hey girls. I’m Kristen, also known as The Mominatrix and Maria kindly allowed me to guest post for today’s Girl Talk Thursday topic, which I have to admit is a pretty tough one. I mean, I have favorite body parts on other people.

Like ALL of Ryan Reynolds.

Yum.

But on me? Well, that’s a tougher task.

Now, if you had asked me my favorite body part about six years ago, I’d have rattled off a list – my tight little ass and stomach, a perky set of tits, and cellulite?

What the hell is cellulite?

But after three kids, it’s a little harder to name anything off. After working my ass off for the last year, it’s now fairly little, as is the stomach, but that’s after you can get past the loose skin.

And tits?

Try one tit, one deflated balloon. Quite a combination – for the circus.

But I’ve realized that just because parts change and in some cases only look only vaguely similar to what they were, doesn’t mean they’re not sexy. Sure, they might be what’s come to be the “standard” for sexy. But cripes. Only a small percentage of the population can live up to that standard. And that’s only after they’ve been photoshopped.

So as part of Girl Talk Thursday, as well as Challenge #15 of my Sexual Resolution (Accentuate Your Assets), today I’m going to appreciate my 35 inch inseam legs. I might even show them off in a short skirt and a pair of heels. I’ll admire my ankles that might be the only part of my body not somehow affected by having a baby. And I’ll remind myself that sometimes it’s really really good to play favorites.

Go get feisty this month with The Mominatrix’s Sexual Resolutions!  This week, all participants will be entered for the chance to win a copy of The Mominatrix’s Guide to Sex.  Don’t forget to join the Mr. Linky below if you’re playing along.  We’ll announce the winner next week.